I've seen this picture a few times now, and it got me thinking...
Hippos have some huge teeth. I wonder what Pygmy Hippo teeth are like. I mean, that's probably a calf, since pygmy hippos get to be a metre tall, but still...
https://twitter.com/BruceinKY/status/1541227545194102796
SCENE: New York. A mausoleum. Two women enter from either side.
Lou Miller: So?
Debbie Ocean: It’s perfect. I’ve been working on it for 2 years, 5 months and 3 days. We just need 7 women and we’ll have as many pumice based soap bars as we could ever need. https://twitter.com/MitchPommers/status/1537712080845172736
I tried googling “has $person milkshake ducked?” and google does not have one of those special search results to say Yes or No with a link to the details of their shame, so I guess cancel culture isn’t real.
SCENE: Bunnings. The fastener aisle.
Me: (holds up screw) Morning. I’m looking for one of these, but longer.
Guy: (sighs) Is that off an electrical plate?
Me: yeah?
Guy: In electrical.
Me: Of course it is.
đź”– Pumpkin Spice Cheesecake
D bullied me into closing some tabs in the browser on my phone. Managed to close 155.
Just 255 left.
đź”– Great Employees Don't Complain, They Walk Away
Oh no, everyone’s Jira backlog is suddenly unmanageably large and filled with tickets are are unactionable because their contents are just meaningless gibberish…..wait a minute!
“Braaaaains!”
Good start. https://twitter.com/JoshuaPHilll/status/1530996801960128512
Politicians will never understand or appreciate how much of the contempt they are held in is because we can fucking see how much of the bullshit is performative. https://twitter.com/GrogsGamut/status/1530686213375803392
I am being attacked by @web_goddess. She's posting screenshots from a Zoom meeting and always waits for me to make a stupid face before taking the shot. Rude.
It’s perfectly cromulent hair https://twitter.com/web_goddess/status/1529740213655846914
I have circumnavigated the globe and I would like a coffee now please.
Glasgow Airport really pumping out the hits this morning. John Farnham. 1927. Mental As Anything.
Hoping for some Chrissy Amphlett and Choirboys next.
60 minutes till my connecting flight. If I am real quick, can I get from Heathrow to London and back? Just so that D can’t hold over my head any longer that she’s been there.
I took a holiday last week and now I am back at work It really stands out to me that Atlassian is a multi-billion dollar company whose number one affect is to leave me less informed that index cards on a wall.
đź”– What Is Technical Debt and Why Is It So Painful?
Bartender: “has anyone ever told you you look just like Rick Moranis?”
me: “….exactly once, about ten seconds ago.”