I beat my head against The Cloud all day, again.
After hours I get a message: “I changed nothing and it worked”
I beat my head against The Cloud all day, again.
After hours I get a message: “I changed nothing and it worked”
I spent two days staring at a 1200-line JSON template that Azure rejected over and over again, hours trying to find a bug, convinced the line number it was giving me was wrong.
Friends, I was staring at the wrong file.
I’m an exceptionally stupid human.
I feel extremely seen. https://twitter.com/web_goddess/status/1131492524239929344
You also have fewer than 18 hours to put a stake in the ground on the most important question this week - Backstreet or N-Sync? https://twitter.com/darthted/status/1131040852980031493
Also, you've got ~18 hours to put a stake in the ground on the key question of our time - Backstreet or N-Sync? https://twitter.com/darthted/status/1131040852980031493
Ok, all in all, that could have been worse. It made narrative sense, just they didn’t work hard enough to make it land.
Lost is the Gold Standard for shitting the bed in a finale in our house. I mean, I am kind of lukewarm but I think D came close to hunting down persons responsible. Can GoT take the crown?
Kiwi asks the office if all of the Australians will be doing a yardie today in remembrance.
If I tried that I’d die. On the spot. Just dead.
Mostly Neutral Good or Neutral, but occasionally when reading dead trees I don't bother with a bookmark, just memorise the page number.
Not sure where that leaves me. https://twitter.com/writers_hq/status/1128666380696469505
"[The three week pre-polling period] means voters in geographically large electorates are missing out on the attention they should receive."
If only there were some other time voters in electorates could receive attention.
If we’d spent the time working out how to tax desperation, we’d be back in surplus today. https://twitter.com/murpharoo/status/1128483696103661568
Amateurs demo live, professionals narrate video.
So of course I am doing a live demo tomorrow at 7am
You know what this means…Lamington, sliced in two, sausage with onion on top, tomato sauce and clotted cream.
It’ll help me accept the fact that I’m not making a difference, merely voting in the Lesser Arseholes. https://twitter.com/randomknits/status/1127886602892496896
Today I am reminded that my praxis is shit.
I swear, tWM using Snapchat’s “man” filter looks like she’s doing a YouTube whining about how being friend zoned.
Narrator: it’s actually Pius XII https://twitter.com/qikipedia/status/1126419034201821184
https://m.youtube.com/watch?feature=youtu.be&v=tAA_yWX8ycQ is a glorious troll
Previous Employer: hey, just calling to ask...did you change super funds?
Yeah?
PE: Only, we haven’t paid your final super contribution yet, two and a half months after leaving.
Oh right. That’s my fucking interest you’ve been earning.
Turns out it is actually possible to want to remain personally unegged while also believing that in a just universe Scott Morrison would be charged with crimes against humanity and an egging is the least of what he deserves.