Every time I feel like I'm not doing as well as I could, I like to remind myself that the rest of the world seems to think I'm Crocodile Dundee. https://twitter.com/hondanhon/status/1188556106198597632
Ok, I have binged Daybreak and yes, Samira Dean, I will follow you.
Can everyone invite D to sign up to something with amusing password requirements, because her squeaky lost-voice outrage is hilarious.
Karaage chicken and waffles, with maple syrup and berries on the side. How’s your morning?
As one of the foremost philosophers of our time said recently, hope is a dangerous thing for a Wallaby fan to have
As a person incapable of conversing with strangers it makes perfect sense to have a hobby that involves preparing and being responsible for a night of interaction with 60-100 strangers. :chef-kiss:
I hate seeing the string "Assange" these days because it's usually another man I (previously) admired acting like a sexual assault accusation never happened, that he shouldn't be have to face the investigation and possible trial.
A show depicting depressed and lonely old people growing increasingly happier as they interact with 4 year olds? I think the ABC has been buying profile data on D from Facebook. Tears before the opening credits.
I misread the subject of today's Offscreen as 'Saying no to bad memory' and I felt very seen and now I am doing web searches for this thing.
What was keeping you up last night, asks D?
Who knows. I think I was dreaming of a school reunion, and then when I woke up I was thinking about how to destroy capitalism, how to overthrow Trump, how to make ice cream.
I looking for the expiry date on some beef noodles when I realised, this shit will outlive humanity. Migon Fungal archeologists will unearth it and be able to feed their slaves on it when they travel back in time.
The first time I ever drank a latte was at the Brother’s Club in Bundaberg in the mid-90s. I struggle to imagine a less inner-city elitist establishment
I mean, I’m not sure I would take advice, culinary or otherwise, from a meth manufacturer, no matter how mischievously charming.
Plemmons and Paul ran with that script like a 70s muscle car through a chain link fence. Just blew the gates off and burned up the road.
"I should" is like, 90% of my personality. https://twitter.com/ABCsofADHD/status/1181626404116537344
Considering changing my bio/sig “I, in my great and unmatched wisdom”
Turns out absentmindedly picking up, with your bare hand, the chimney you started the coals in is bad. https://twitter.com/randomknits/status/1181020157956644865
“I have to go into Skull Cavern to get radium ore to upgrade my tools and they keep stealing my sword,” is what I said to my employers on Friday but they didn’t have budget to buy me a new one.
A good reason to dislike rugby league is what it brings out in me, a desire to see someone hit as hard as possible. I mean....gross.
Only watched until half time. Now waiting for Ad Astra to start.
- First language: c64 basic
- Had difficulties: c++
- Most used: probably a tie between ruby and c#
- Totally hate: eh…none?
- Most loved: Ruby 6: Best for beginners: JavaScript. https://twitter.com/johnbarton/status/1180410832628240384