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Chickened our of reciting the first lines of Beowulf in Old English tonight to introduce a talk - thought it might be too played out.

Apparently the script featuring a chorus was not a step too far https://twitter.com/web_goddess/status/1199800513052598272

Dumb jokes in slides is my brand

Elon doesn’t like to admit that in cyberpunk he’s the bad guy, part one million

I was working on some of my code today on a day off, trying to get mRandelbot to stop generating images along the i=0 line.

Changing my mind though and going to just watermark a dedication to their biggest fan in each one.

Twitter in the mornings is mostly an opportunity to wonder ‘What ddI the arsehole say now?’

Forgot to grab my phone when I left home so today I am trialing u using an iPhone 11 - albeit one slightly smaller than standard - by using my MacBook as a phone

Australia now receives +2 culture in Canberra. https://twitter.com/web_goddess/status/1194266186554449920

And the mocker is now on. https://twitter.com/GrogsGamut/status/1194013401170628608

Looking for a vast and endless sea, so that I might feel more interested in building a ship.

I finished Gideon the Ninth yesterday and I remain fucked up.

Irony, thy name is an SEO team sending me their IP for whitelisting....as an image.

Well...fantasised about the independent means and/or lack of fucks in order to have a boring, routine job that requires no thinking. Such a job is perfectly obtainable right now if I wasn't so attached to material goods. https://twitter.com/chadloder/status/1191760532585320449

Dev Rel forced them to cancel the run of “Don’t even acknowledge my existence” for fear that it’d mean their department ceased to exist. https://twitter.com/waderockett/status/1191400414882742272

Trying to think up things about the technology industry that annoy me, but having trouble keeping it light and amusing rather than threatening to guillotine the audience.

Leopard with human nose still stuck between teeth says “no, I’m not the face eating kind? You’re being a bigot.”

Going to have some lollies left over. Maybe take them tomorrow and hand them out to people who don’t sign up to @SydCSS.

I was not expecting a Friedrich Hayek reference at Web Directions, so well done, @NGruen1.

/me looks at program for after afternoon tea.

Oh. It’s That Guy.

And now to watch the talk from @iamnotyourbroom that @SydTechLeaders nearly blew up.

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