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You hate to use Mark Latham as an example of anything, but he came under enormous pressure because he was slow to issue a statement after the Boxing Day Tsunami in 2005. And he was sick and was merely the leader of the opposition.

Somehow, despite loving Connection, I’ve never in the last 25 years heard any other song on the album.

Now the fucking thing has been on repeat all morning, I may need help soon.

Men suck

So much this. Being a fanboi for your exploiter does not make you a capitalist, it just makes you a sucker. https://twitter.com/BreeNewsome/status/1205126175372271617

Bitch better have my honey https://twitter.com/dieIits/status/1204192859387125761

I don’t know what I could do with 1.5 TB of memory, but if someone wants to front me $85k for it and the rest, I’d be willing to find out.

My family want me to tell them things to buy me, so I'm creating a wishlist on Amazon. Can't seem to find 'The rise of fully automated luxury gay space communism' in their catalogue though

Imagine if Northies and Shark Park banned Morrison. https://twitter.com/drearyclocks/status/1204218672786460672

I’m sure there are some very nice people working the land.

However, I, a city-dweller, have been subsidising farmers for as long as I’ve been a tax payer.

And in return they keep sending deadshits to Government who insist on fucking over farmers and city dwellers alike.

That's Australian Labor for you in the early 21st century. Cowardly hide from anything like leadership or principles; and it's always someone else's fault.

Oh, and vote with the LNP. https://twitter.com/MurrayWatt/status/1203863177659703296

Not sure exactly where the fire is, but that’s not too far from home

I’m mother upside, another few weeks of this smokey weather and I’ll have a delicious crust, the meat practically falling off my bones.

She said it? So proud of my padawan. https://twitter.com/lorvsso/status/1202515447737806849

Van Halen https://twitter.com/tonyposnanski/status/1202209219170185218

Been carrying half a dog biscuit in my pocket all day. Particularly amusing when I absently mindedly pulled it out at the cafe and was advised it will make a lovely afternoon tea

Abolish borders

I feel like I’ve taken a train into Mordor. A pall of smoke covering South West Sydney, the sun nothing but a angry red eye behind it.

Hope the LNP and ALP have enjoyed their time at the trough while shovelling coal onto the flames.

@randomknits https://twitter.com/Mikey_Nicholson/status/1201721052646105088

Usually I find the answer is "Eating the cat's food" https://twitter.com/jonoabroad/status/1201716953406001153

Sure, it’s a Monday. It’s also a First Day In Four Weeks The Client Hasn’t Been Sitting Next To Me Day.

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