For all processes that need to be performed, there are 10^x opportunities for a human to make a mistake, where x is the number of manual steps that need to be performed.
For all processes that need to be performed, there are 10^x opportunities for a human to make a mistake, where x is the number of manual steps that need to be performed.
If I must pollute a perfectly good pizza with other toppings: red onion, olives, and pastrami https://twitter.com/ellle_em/status/1296558606096257024
mmmmm, Jamie-Oliver-brand liquified chicken flavour https://twitter.com/randomknits/status/1296622838573563909
One of my regular baristas has hay fever, but doesn’t want people to think she is lying about not having Covid. So she’s telling people her husband left her and she cried all night. I mean, the logic is impeccable.
Have spent a morning trying to boil two and a half centuries of racism in Australia into 3-4 PowerPoint slides for the social justice effort at my employer. There’s knowing this shit and then there’s reading page after page, a litany of instances.
@JohnBirmingham listened to On Father on audiobook today. It was so good.
Same, although I guess I was more cautious. Waited a whole 20 months, but I had to move to another state first. https://twitter.com/polotek/status/1295103129973739520
Last week https://twitter.com/LadyRed_6/status/1294807098405146625
It only seems that way because he won’t let anyone run next to him. https://www.google.com.au/amp/s/amp.theguardian.com/film/2020/aug/14/top-run-does-tom-cruise-ban-co-stars-from-sprinting-alongside-him-on-screen https://twitter.com/newsycombinator/status/1294892485869740032
I don’t know about non-binaries, but this boring cis het 👨 is here for his armpits smelling like “Reading a book in a warm room while autumn rains fall outside and a dog snores at his feet, with a cup of tea beside him.” https://twitter.com/AmmoniteInk/status/1294757488382836736
On almost every employment related Slack I’ve been on there has been a variant of a channel where people post cute pics of their pets. I have joined each one I have found.
Every time those brown-bags-of-cash receivers at the IPA pontificate that compulsory voting is oppressive, once we finish laughing at them, we can all remember that at least its illegal to prevent us from voting. Not just wink-wink illegal like deceptive signage; really illegal.
tWM has submitted a meal request. “The one we had a few weeks ago. It had stuff in it.”
I mean I’m not a big fan of Tony Burke, or the ALP in general, but props for writing a letter that is basically “Dude, you are so full of shit.” https://twitter.com/danielhurstbne/status/1293362873737940992
Pina Colada, also known as White Rum Is So Piss Weak Even Pineapple Improves it. https://twitter.com/web_goddess/status/1292440452205916161
I would spend a few hours typing all of the code for the game into the computer so I could play it the next day. https://twitter.com/GifZelda/status/1292252135472668673
Etruscan, Akkadian, Sumerian, the language of Linear B, and Dharug. https://twitter.com/ConradkBarwa/status/1291778431873626113
I cannot for the life of me work out how, with the Mastodon API, a user can reply to a note on another Mastodon instance. I know you can, I have replies from the fediverse in my notifications, but the machanics? NFI.
I want a world where my most significant disappointment of the past week was finding out the Two Astronauts meme is not a screen cap from something I can watch.