Moving https://twitter.com/web_goddess/status/1310144024574074880
Moving https://twitter.com/web_goddess/status/1310144024574074880
They all know me at the coffee shop. Handed me my drink just now and said 'See you soon.' I mean, come on...true, but leave me my dignity, please.
There’s one psychopath at work who at even the whiff of an opening will ask in the exec channel “Can we talk about return to work?”
I don’t know about you, who is he talking about? I didn’t fucking stop working.
c# developers will twist themselves into knots to use strongly typed model rather than just a dict.
My brain just attacked me with the theme of Cops, Bad Boys, filked to "Sex Cops" (via The Simpsons, I guess).
I particularly like how the chorus still works but with added double entendre. https://twitter.com/sallyrugg/status/1176005591174504450
Yes. That is in fact the Platonic Form of a work day https://twitter.com/emscarlett_/status/1308612125758160902
An absolutely terrible idea for a show that I would definitely watch, Grand Designs Comp Sci. An amiable computer scientist visits people over the years and reports on their crazy beautiful hobby projects.
Things that didn’t happen before Covid now includes having to point out in mid-Zoom call that it’s not me, my dog is sleeping in the rug behind me and snoring. Contentedly but loudly.
Windows is now my fifth choice operating system.
So it’s annoying and amusing that I caught myself checking out Surface Pros on the weekend.
Will go to the ramparts for this future https://twitter.com/AsFarce/status/1304701012716916736
I’ve spent a lot of today pondering whether I should try reading Dune. I hated it when I first read it and the second time I abandoned after a hundred pages.
Step 1. Put guacamole in bin Step 2. Eat corn chips with salt and lime. https://twitter.com/guardianfood/status/1304377785939496960
Fuckd https://twitter.com/PassTheCheesee/status/1304137517768343554
She’s fast asleep now. https://twitter.com/randomknits/status/1304368859030401029
I rarely use windows so when I am forced on to it for reasons, it takes me a few minutes to remember it is Nyarlathotep’s gift to humanity.
I made the mis ta be of letting some sci-fi nerds tell me Netflix’s Away was bad because of “teenage drama”.
What they’re talking about is adults adulting. The Lu storyline damn near broke my heart.
Just got accused of being scrum master for a team. Champ, if I were scrum master you'd really know I was scrum master. Mx Working On The Same Ticket For The Last Ten Weeks
I, an introvert, am very exhausted from spending months hosting and driving 6+ hours of video conversation every week
My relief is palpable. https://twitter.com/randomknits/status/1302835409085370368
I am the 1%.