I did a speaker intro at a virtual conference yesterday while being attacked by a fly, and it occurs that being the control tower to a fly's Maverick while being broadcast is the most Australian thing I have ever done.
I did a speaker intro at a virtual conference yesterday while being attacked by a fly, and it occurs that being the control tower to a fly's Maverick while being broadcast is the most Australian thing I have ever done.
I did a speaker intro at a virtual conference yesterday while being attacked by a fly, and it occurs that being the control tower to a fly's Maverick while being broadcast is the most Australian thing I have ever done.
We'll undermine it with hours and days of three-white-dude podcasts whining for 2 hours at a time about minor inconsequentialities like touchbars and escape keys. https://twitter.com/teroterotero/status/1336067782321053696
You had a problem with your infra and you decided to solve it with Kubernetes. Now you have 3 + φi problems.
This will be A+ content. https://twitter.com/lizthegrey/status/1333568438204203008
Startup advice: don't hire that guy before talking to an employment lawyer about the legal liability he exposes you to.
But too old to make a third stop https://twitter.com/randomknits/status/1332257677335007232
Wanted: A piece of art, based on the album cover most associated with Mariah Carey's All I Want For Christmas, except it is Cthulhu dressed as Santa Claus and looking coquettish.
Very pretty painter dude came around today to give me a quote on steeping the interiors, and now tWM is Jessica Jonesing him on Facebook because she is T H I R S T Y.
me, year 2000: "omg, this cube farm is a dystopian nightmare, I hate it." me, year 2019: "Well...OTOH, so much privacy and quiet." me, year 2000: "Yeah, nah, it really is horrible. Hang on a moment, my dog wants a pat."
Load “*”,8,1 https://twitter.com/yoruba_dev/status/1328987589391622151
"not here to fuck spiders."
The only review I needed of the M1 MacBooks.
(via The Sizzle by https://twitter.com/decryption)
More and more I find the season finales of Dollhouse very prescient.
If anyone was keeping count of the ways in which D and I are different, she asked to not be judged after licking egg off her phone screen.
Oh Bundy....never change.
Oh wait, you almost never do and only reluctantly and in half measures. Half the reason I left.
https://twitter.com/AntonyGreenABC/status/1327135087683637249
I say the level of water is just more evidence of the ongoing failure of humanity to be able to organise to meet a common goal and that we should tear everything down, throw the glass against the wall, guillotine the rich and start over afresh.
Everyone: We've got this great calendar which so many people in different nations use consistently that allows us to talk about target dates and everyone knows what we mean.
Corporate planners: Financial quarters!!
The bubble tea place is within the eyeline of my regular coffee place and I feel like I have to hide around the corner so they aren’t disappointed with me.
I see Malcolm Turnbull has a full on case of esprit de l'escalier, some five fucking years later.
There are many things that have happened in history that I really want t o know the full story behind. Right now I can't think of a single story I want to know all the details of more than the Four Seasons Total Landscaping press conference