I like how somehow Kris made me - softer than a marshmallow - out to be the heavy, the enforcer.
We all remember, @webgoddess, your campaign of terror and threats over RSVPs. No smiling, waving picture will make us forget. https://twitter.com/webgoddess/status/1410525543490068480
Allison Mack and Bill Cosby are quite a juxtaposition.
Are we sure the crab grabbed the sponge? Could it be this is a half arsed carcinisation, but the sponge couldn't actually be bothered evolving into a crab, it just grabbed one to wear? It is the fashion, after all...
https://twitter.com/WildlifeTrusts/status/1409198346070265859
Thinking back to all the organisations I’ve worked at that play music. Sometimes at near club-level volumes.
As an extra special addition to the welcome pack for the new starters I inducted on Monday we gave them a possible casual exposure to Covid 19. 🎉
https://blog.waleedkhan.name/git-undo/ seems to go against the spirit of git, which is to as widely as possible distribute the experience of being yelled at by Torvalds for doing c wrong.
Normal person: “It’s solstice, the longest night of the year.”
Me, who has had outages to move production databases between data centres go three+ hours over allowed time, takes drag on durrie: “yeah.”
The cynical translation of Alex Hawke’s press release is they are buying time until everyone gets relaxed and comfortable again and then they’ll quietly ship the family back offshore.
Cynical yes? Accurate? Probably.
He’s great and all….
….but sometimes I listen to Nick Cave lyrics and wonder if the manatees in the Family Guy writer’s room found a sideline.
I now attract keys and cutlery.
I need to find someone new to back channel with anti-corporate shitposts and antarctically sardonic comments during FYIs
I am “too lazy to track hours-old, hyper-localised memes back to their source” years old
If there is one thing you can say about the individual MPs that make up the Australian Government, it is they are well practiced at not knowing.
https://mobile.twitter.com/CurlyMcbert/status/1402154669174976513
I watched the Snyder zombie movie and I felt exactly like Michael Bluth after looking in the pigeon bag.
Booked a initial interview with an internal recruiter for today...except its actually tomorrow.
When I am supposed to be in the office.
Good News: my manager has already resigned so he won't care. Bad News: my new manager will be up from Hobart.
I'll make it work. Somehow.
Some people are glass half empty. Some are glass half full. Some will slide over a filthy cup with a dribble of piss at the bottom and will yell “Full to the brim of Dom! How you like dat?”
@mikeduncan Hero of Two Worlds pre-ordered at Book Face in Sydney.
No Jab No Franking Credits
A mere one letter away from being the creepiest name for a plant ever.