Remember, this guy was the one Prime Minister Scott Morrison went to the barricades to protect. These SMSs? They from Scott Morrison. https://twitter.com/RebeccaHuntley2/status/1433958461746737154
It’s not being locked down that is doing my head in. It’s that my neighbours are also locked down. I’d love to eat my lunch outside in the sun but someone has been drilling and sawing and sanding all day for weeks.
Get notification that friend is reading "She Who Became the Sun" and had a brief moment of squee that there was a new book in the Library at Mount Char universe.
The actual book sounds great, but a book about life in Carolyn's world after millennia of being the Sun would too.
In the final rounds of 2022, the NRL will use inconsequential games to trial a rule designed to make the game faster and more attractive. Each half the field will be reduced to 10 metres long, allowing each team to start attacking the goal line as soon as they receive the ball
British boys btw, if the patriarchy was too subtle for you. https://twitter.com/JolyonMaugham/status/1429345755467235336
Distinctly remember this exact same discussion about music, movies, and fashion in the 1990s. God damn lazy Zoomers can't even invent their own discourse. Or something.
https://www.theterminal.info/p/the-week-onlyfans-the-taliban-and
Only an android would think video calls needed fewer body language cues.
D has a Judge's Badge* and she* is definitely making use of it while watching the rhythmic gymnastics tonight.
- From the Royal Agricultural Society of NSW* * To judge the knitting comp at the Easter Show * tWM is also using it
Someone next door is learning Pachelbel's Canon on piano, and I'm sorry, It's delightful that you are acquiring a skill, but squeezy rubber chicken or GTFO
Love to able to tell manager didn't read my self-reflection as we start my review. Love to write my own review during the review. Love to see Other Colleague's name in the copy pasta.
I'm old and ugly, so I'll shrug it off. Going to have to check in with the younger peeps.
"I can assure you Mr Speaker, that were I not being financially incentivised that there is no way at all, no way, Mr Speaker, that I would have done any of the useless, bullshit jobs I have performed over the entirety of my career. Mr Speaker, not a one of them."
I saw a video this morning described as an Alaskan school going nuts as one student win gold in Tokyo. All they were doing was hopping and cheering. I felt like saying “that’s not nuts. This is nuts” and then I realised. Australia knifey-spooneyed the Olympics.
I tried not to watch the Olympics, because fuck the IOC.
But the gymnastics drew me in and what I have discerned is that Russia has shown up wearing a scraggly week-old moustache and fake glasses because technically they are banned.
What is it with Boomers and their susceptibility to conspiracies? I blame all the lead they breathed in from their petrol.
Management Meetings at 9am Monday morning.
It’d be rad if Jamesons would take their ad off the air in Sydney. No, I’m not coming for a fucking drink!
Is it better for the environment if billionaires burn up on re-entry or explode during lift off?
Well...Ford might not have, but a lot of cities started banning horses because they left behind so much pollution wherever they went, both horseshit and dead horses.
We should see if we can get Matt regulated using those statutes on horseshit.
I for one welcome more lockdown. More I say! Such a relief having the extroverts locked up and not yawping at me.
I will never not be mad when I see this pattern. I assure you, I have my own identity outside of my job. There are only 37.5 hours a week during which I will pretend to give a shit about the company I work for.
