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I assure you, guillotines can be a real hoot.

What I hear in wellness courses: Primates have evolved over a million years to become anxious apes who focus on the negative….no no, we shouldn’t restructure society to remove the competition and stress that makes humans feel bad. The humans must change. With gratitude journals.

Someone needs to create an app to connect the farmers who've carted off the ammunition with the farmers who've acquired the launchers. https://twitter.com/oryxspioenkop/status/1503750780133777415

Sometimes after reading comments in PRs I realise the question was never how did the Egyptian slaves move the stone, it was how did they decide what size chisels to use without killing each other.

In the CBD office today.

It was lovely and sunny as I entered the airport tunnels and grey and miserable when I exited. I’ve never before personally experienced such an on the nose metaphor.

Severance feels like an especially brutal attack on me.

TFW you've just been told that snarking about opensea in the talk you are arranging will have to be removed because it is no longer relevant and you didn't realise until now how much you wanted it.

If Khawaja gets a ton, he should dedicate it to Warney.

Comrades, I ordered two. https://twitter.com/DGisSERIOUS/status/1499985755229552642

A thing I pondered last night for too long because I bothered me: do Chomsky, Greenwood, Snowden, Assange, &c ignore the scale of Putin’s imperialism? Ot the GOPs (greater) malevolence? Or do they believe hypocrisy is worse then intent?

Hell of a scare crow https://twitter.com/JimmySecUK/status/1499016668168736768

I love* how I can't read and type on a laptop any longer without switching to my other glasses

Today is your irregular reminder that while there are Good Journalists in existence, even in corporate journalism, by and large journalism corporations and the people who work for them will fuck over unions every time. Yes, they have a union; so do the cops. AJAB.

I’m so angry now https://twitter.com/jeremybrown/status/1495290868026146821

You can make this darker, I think, by noting how much work a non-seppo millennial would need to put in to get the gun. https://twitter.com/girlziplocked/status/1493338726860214273

In-fucking-credible. Just a horror show human being. https://twitter.com/marquelawyers/status/1493034495397662720

ACT government should also volunteer to store all those books for Lifeline for as long as necessary. Warehousing those books that should have been solved would cost a bomb.

The ALP are going to spend today, the rest of the week, the lead up to the election asking you to believe that the outcome of the Religious Discrimination Bill was the result of their skill and not pure luck.

YMMV on that and it probably determines how good you feel today.

Vote no, coward https://twitter.com/tanya_plibersek/status/1491222671958298624

Put the ALP second last.

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