Nothing I enjoy* more than someone coming into a room where I am conducting a zoom meeting and putting their hands on me and massaging my shoulders.
- hate
Can’t help but feel Lee Child was working out some real anger issues.
Been trying to work out if “shape rotator” and “wordcel” are actually concepts I should take seriously but the only references I can find are from a Sand Hill Road Nazgûl and an elder abuse victim masquerading as a thought leader.
Remember, if you’re not a member of the ALP, you’re part of the problem..🥴
Those fuckers are as irredeemable as the LNP.
Chooks got fed, I guess https://twitter.com/joshburnsmp/status/1488730382992551941
Is it too late to switch to an easier job, like fusion reactor construction?
I hope the wasps are ok
They called me a “madman” https://twitter.com/randomknits/status/1486199736948641796
Together at last
We really do, as a country, love an authority disrespecting larrikin 🥴
Just today @AmyRemeikis had an excerpt from her upcoming book published in The Guardian, on how men and women's anger are treated differently by society. As if on cue... an object lesson.
Will anybody at all be even remotely surprised if it turns out the world class intellects in the PMO just forgot to keep paying the agent in China who is the official front for that WeChat account and they more or less just said "screw it, it's ours now."
SMS spam just arrived "You are the most beautiful woman I've ever seen" and misgendering aside, I've seen pictures of me and...yikes!
A friend asked last week if I was running the Jorts account and now having checked out Jorts I take that question as the highest possible compliment.
So....anyone want to bet Celebrimbor is bald, slightly dorky, starts working out halfway through season 1, and can think of no other use for his incredible wealth then making vaguely phallic rings? Also Sauron has a hint of a South African accent.
So....how much does forklift driving pay? Could be willing to get my ticket...
What if Greg Hunt was actually underestimating and Australians used a billion free RATs each day!!!
I had a really great idea last night while falling asleep for a way to make caramel even better and sat upright in bed and D said "Oh, here we go" and I bet this is how Dr Frankenstein felt.
So basically if you’re in a visa and Alex Hawke doesn’t like something you say, he can kick you out. And judging by the actions of his colleagues, probably try and sue for for defo on the way out.
How good is rule of law, eh?
Anniversary dinner in the Covid times. I asked for the Covid to be left out of the beef cheek.
