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Mel Jones on the telecast just murdered Shane Warne live on air. It was beautiful.

All out again yet?

I don't even know if I can watch this

Watched five minutes of the pre-game telecast and have already reached my recommended yearly intake of boofhead.

Who knew there could be a more disgraceful batting performance than a) Australia’s first innings, b) most of England’s other innings.

I’m confused why that wasn’t a catch. He landed both feet in the field.

I’m not sure I’m ready for another .

I have to say, Broad getting out is on if my favourite things at the moment.

The urn is gone - the winning of it, I mean, not the item itself obviously - but Cino damn it, don’t let them win any more Tests.

That was 100% Clarke’s mistake. He had to be the one to say “no.”

Here’s a tip…don’t review nicks when you hit your pad.

So, if I know the Australian cricket team, Bell should get a double century, and Anderson a triple.

I look forward to, sometime in 2011, writing "Today, we are all ..."

So when a bowler like, I dunno, Ian Botham, when they desperately appeal every delivery that hits a shin, is that also cheating?

Breaking News: England plan to force Australia to follow on. After Australia's second innings. Just for laughs.

I wish I had not remembered there was a cricket game on

Does this mean tickets for the Sydney Test will be on eBay for $2?

It's true, we have lost the . Still, we will win them back again in a series or two; but the English will always be the English.

There are too many poms here; bloody smelly, snaggle-toothed gits keep cheering

Oh good, relying on Hussey again. He's going to want more money next contract, and how do you deny him?

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