D just made the noise that signifies “Fuck you, Euclidean geometry, I made it work anyway.”
Me, a confused meme reader hiding under the bed:
Armed robber: ....
Me: ....
Armed robber: ....
Me: ....
Armed robber: All right, nobody is here, gonna steal all this....
Me: WHY WOULD AN ARMED ROBBER WANT ME TO COME OUT? THEY JUST WANT MY...
Both of us: ...SHIT!
I'm not sure I would call the ALP and LNP "criminal syndicates" exactly.
Nor do I believe the Australian people are really in all that desperate a situation
Otherwise this is a fairly accurate summary of immigration politics in . https://twitter.com/KKeneally/status/1168145849274077185
Putting a Red Rooster next to an El Janneh just seems unnecessarily cruel.
A dotnet linter just forced me to change == to === in some javascript and I am sure somewhere @twalve is happy.
Please come to my soundcloud and fave my new track, Mammas Don't Let Your Babies Grow Up to Hand Edit YAML
At the “I might start day drinking” phase of the project’s Gantt chart.
I struggle to take seriously anybody who describes their endeavours in software development as “badass”.
I think I want to be Loora Wang when I grow up.
I have found pi-hole completely unreliable. It fails so often that I find myself turning it off or just bypassing it because I tire of debugging it.
Right now it appears to be working, but http://google.com does not resolve.
Is this a common experience?
The rate it’s going Australia might retain the 1-0
It’s been [0] Days since I last broke the CI/CD pipeline.
I’m told I’m a whisker away from my own SBS show: “D is away - What’s for dinner this weekend?”
TV didn’t give much of a sense if Archer made much of an effort to check if Smith was ok. Kinda showed him laughing though. And the crowd encouraging him on afterwards came through as well.
Phil Hughes was killed by a ball like that. At best balls at the body age unlikable.
Mel Jones on the telecast just murdered Shane Warne live on air. It was beautiful.
21 hours in the smoker at -110C, the final 6 hours wrapped, and then 90 minutes resting.
Bananas good.
I say -110C because there was moments when I fell asleep because of rain in England that the heat died back to <30C
My prediction is 25:19.
That is the exact minute and second it will become obvious and undeniable that Perth was yet another false dawn.
Quesadillas with jalapeño poppers, and paprika and lime corn.
Giving serious consideration to staying all night to watch the Ashes.
And smoke a brisket for a full 24 hours.
Humans are not the apex predator on this planet, merely its prey.